Sometimes liberating fish people can be a bitch, especially if some asshole dragon is the enemy.
CJ was killed in one shot, but I did an awesome back flip and evaded an acid bath.
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Thursday, August 16, 2012
Awesome Adventures in Fantasy Land 4
Sometimes liberating fish people can be a bitch, especially if some asshole dragon is the enemy.
CJ was killed in one shot, but I did an awesome back flip and evaded an acid bath.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Awesome Adventures in Fantasy Land 3
And now...The Continuation of Awesome Adventures in Fantasy Land...
So, after sorting shit out with the fairies and ogres, we set up camp in some ruins.
The next day, we decided to go exploring. We had two choices, the sweet-ass mushroom forest to search for treasure, or the smelly-ass swamp to search for evil.
Naturally, we decided to go to the mushroom forest, but on the way we were interrupted by a fishman fleeing some ghost pirates. Pirates are dicks, but ghost pirates are even bigger dicks.
We came to his aid, but we had to fight underwater. A fire sorcerer and a paladin don't fare too well in the sea.
Underwater combat is dumb...
The next day, we decided to go exploring. We had two choices, the sweet-ass mushroom forest to search for treasure, or the smelly-ass swamp to search for evil.
Naturally, we decided to go to the mushroom forest, but on the way we were interrupted by a fishman fleeing some ghost pirates. Pirates are dicks, but ghost pirates are even bigger dicks.
We came to his aid, but we had to fight underwater. A fire sorcerer and a paladin don't fare too well in the sea.
Underwater combat is dumb...
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
Awesome Adventures in Fantasy Land 2
Somebody casted a fart cloud spell and made all of the ogres puke, then Gabe shot the shit out of a few of other ogres. Things were looking dire for us, but I deteced the invisble gnome mastermind and dilpomacy'd her.
Turns out that she was a benevolent Gnome Monk and was creating a better life for Under Dark Ogres. She ran some kind of giant ogre-orphanage aka The Ogrenage.
They're ultra-sensitive to outsiders, because extra planar pirates have been coming around and robbing all of the booty.
Everything turned out k, and she brought Aaron back to life.
Tuesday, August 07, 2012
Awesome Adventures in Fantasy Land
Most adventurers are keen to document their travels and I am no exception...
When I am battling ogres and shit in the underdark, I need to make sure that awesomness is documented.
Here's one now!
A bunch of ogres and stealthed faerie-witches, ambush the party. Aaron the Sorcerer was killed in one hit. The Luck of the Ancients favored me, and I remained hidden for the entire encounter.
Turns out this fight was just a big misunderstanding, they thought we were ghost pirates or something. Whatevs, I'm just in it for the Benjamins.
~Fin~
(PS If you're curious, I play Pathfinder. In this encounter, I play a Pathfinder Delver, but I also have a Droppin' Bombs Alchemist and Negative Channel Cleric.
When I am battling ogres and shit in the underdark, I need to make sure that awesomness is documented.
Here's one now!
Mushrooms and Ogres
A bunch of ogres and stealthed faerie-witches, ambush the party. Aaron the Sorcerer was killed in one hit. The Luck of the Ancients favored me, and I remained hidden for the entire encounter.
Turns out this fight was just a big misunderstanding, they thought we were ghost pirates or something. Whatevs, I'm just in it for the Benjamins.
~Fin~
(PS If you're curious, I play Pathfinder. In this encounter, I play a Pathfinder Delver, but I also have a Droppin' Bombs Alchemist and Negative Channel Cleric.
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