Psychic Kids...

Lately, I've been watching some unbelievably awful reality TV programs. Coincidentally, it started while I was in Loveland, CO and most of those shows are on A&E.
One of those shows is called "Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal."
The premise is that these children have paranormal abilities. Their abilities range from seeing ghosts to reading auras.
You would think that trying to determine if a child is a Schizophrenic or clairvoyant would be funny or interesting, but it isn't.
The show, however, taught me that if my house is possessed by a demon, I can just tell it to go away. That's pretty comforting.
The best thing that came from watching the show, is that I got an idea for a funny Photoshop.

Psychic Kids: Goats of the Paranormal

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Find Things Faster!

Ever wish you could find a funny photshopping faster? Or maybe view all of my videos at once?
Well now you can.
In the upper right hand corner of the page, you can click on "photos" to view all of my photos and "videos" to go to my MySpace Video channel.
With all of the insanity that spews from my head, this thing is a necessity.

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JV Football Spirit!

When I saw this clip art, I had a flashback to 1996.
I made three versions to celebrate diversity!

PG Version

PG-13 Version

R Version

My advice for this guy or anyone in the same boat, "Good luck getting laid, douche bag."
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A Picture and a Story

I could imagine that this police officer is saying something like this, "Hmmm...posted speed limit is twenty..."
All of the sudden a squash player comes out and clubs him.
Bonk! That's the story.
(Note: Sorry for reusing art, but I just had to use that foam bat)
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My To Do List

While searching for clip art for G.O.S.H., I stumbled upon many promising pieces.
Here is a sample:

I've compiled a "to do" list, I will be posting them throughout the day.
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Not Doing Good Reining in My ADD

A new desktop for your personal computer!


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Quick Hit Deux

About half-way done with G.O.S.H. Ep. 2.


Man, I'm doing good reining in this ADD!
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Quick Hit

I'm not slacking!
I was looking for clip art for G.O.S.H. and I found this and modified it for my needs.

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One Last Post Before Bed

The Santa Clause Kids Ain't Nuthin to F**k with!

Can't Sleep, Too Much Clip Art

I'm really trying to find some clip art so I can work on some Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) comics, but I keep stumbling across some of the most amazing pictures. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, I'm listening to a Dance Dance Revolution Music Sampler CD my niece got from a Burger King Kidz Meal.
Fueled by techno and insomnia, here are my latest creations...

Couple With Baby Stroller

(a.k.a. You Wanna Push the F***ing Stroller?)

This Guy's Bad Ass
(a.k.a. Rock 'N Roll Squash School Forever)

Jamie Lee Curtis Look-A-Like From True Lies Getting Hit With A Racquet
(a.k.a No, I Don't Think You Can Dance)

RoboCop 1933
(a.k.a. The Future of Law Enforcement, From the Past)

Wow, I successfully did not find anything for G.O.S.H., but at least I'm sleepy enough to go to bed.

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The Haunted Birthday Partay '07

This one is a stretch, but I think it's pretty good. These clip art people all face a weird way. My favorite so far is Mini-Football Player.

The Haunted Birthday Partay '07

(a.k.a. Ghostman's Hunt f/ Mini Footballer '07)

(Note: click on the picture if you have trouble reading the text.)

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Amazing Clip Art CD (Manuel Creation '07)

I just bought 10,000 of the greatest clip art images ever created for only $10! That's 1,000 images per dollar! Most people wouldn't waste their money on budget clip art, but these people do not know how to unlock the CD's magical potential. (I do)
Below is my first "$10 Clip Art Mashup Masterpiece." I call it Manuel Creation.

Manuel Creation '07

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Gordon's Samurai Fisherman

Stacie's Granny gave us a whole bunch of awesome knick-knacks this weekend.
I would now like to share with you one of the world's greatest treasures...

Gordon's Samurai Fisherman, 2007

Burning Riot, 2007 (Forest Fire/Fisherman Remix)


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Jawesome Photoshopping I Did

Title: Requiem Du Vampire Kid, 2007


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