Zombie Apocalypse: Survival of the Fattest?

I was thinking about the technicalities of a zombie apocalypse today.

So, do we really have much to fear if it actually happens? I mean, won't the frail and the morbidly obese be the first to be transformed? Wouldn't that mean anyone more fit than the fat and frail could escape zombie hoards at a brisk walking pace? It's not like undeath will make these mofos any faster...

Whoa! Just thought of a scary twist...

We're Screwed!

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Muzak

Muzak is not very good. No, not at all.

I will offer this analogy: regular music is like a healthy person and Muzak a like a zombie creating virus.

Not does only Muzak stink like rotting flesh (for your ear lobes that is), it is infectious and can only be removed from your brain by a bullet. There is no cure, only prevention.

Anyway, seems like when a musak-ized song doesn't sound Kenny G. or Anya, it sounds like that violin part from that song "Come On Eileen".

Weird, huh?

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Now playing: Fall Out Boy - What A Catch Donnie
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Weird Dream Again

I was on vacation at a family reunion. The zany part was that none of these people were my family members, and they were all pricks.
There were also pissed off animals, a zombie attack and a pretentious dude who chastised me for not knowing thrash/speed metal bands.
After that I went to a super cool version of Disneyland where instead of the electric light parade, giant, cute anime-inspired monsters battled. There was also this weird part where I started playing World of Warcraft again. I had to hide my WoW addiction by playing outside of the resort on my computer.

I think if you were to analyze this, you may find that I secretly care about what animals think of me. Or maybe animals really do hate me.
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Now playing: Strike Anywhere - Sedition
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They Hunger for Living Flesh!

This is a photo of when President Bush went to visit zombie victims.


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Now playing: Strike Anywhere - Blaze