Finally! The First Episode of G.O.S.H.

Here it is everyone. Tthe first episode of the crime drama that will make CSI look stupid.
I made it with that clip art CD I bought, windows movie maker and a DDR Music Sampler from a Burger King Kidz meal.
Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) Ep. 101: Prologue

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Enjoy!


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Now playing: Fall Out Boy - The Take Over, The Break's Over
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Can't Sleep, Too Much Clip Art

I'm really trying to find some clip art so I can work on some Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) comics, but I keep stumbling across some of the most amazing pictures. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, I'm listening to a Dance Dance Revolution Music Sampler CD my niece got from a Burger King Kidz Meal.
Fueled by techno and insomnia, here are my latest creations...

Couple With Baby Stroller

(a.k.a. You Wanna Push the F***ing Stroller?)

This Guy's Bad Ass
(a.k.a. Rock 'N Roll Squash School Forever)

Jamie Lee Curtis Look-A-Like From True Lies Getting Hit With A Racquet
(a.k.a No, I Don't Think You Can Dance)

RoboCop 1933
(a.k.a. The Future of Law Enforcement, From the Past)

Wow, I successfully did not find anything for G.O.S.H., but at least I'm sleepy enough to go to bed.

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Now playing: The Matches - Scratched Out
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Secret Spy Baby Movie

I want to flex my movie making skills with the $10 clip art CD. I think you all will find this movie almost as, if not more, engrossing than the Bourne Trilogy combined.
Secret Spy Baby

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Now playing: Reel Big Fish - Beer
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Stickers

Check out this new sticker I made. If you have sticker paper, you can print out this picture and stick it to things. I plan on sticking up in every bathroom I see.

Flaming Cat '07
(a.k.a. Burn, Phoenix, Burn)

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Now playing: Rise Against - The Approaching Curve
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The Haunted Birthday Partay '07

This one is a stretch, but I think it's pretty good. These clip art people all face a weird way. My favorite so far is Mini-Football Player.

The Haunted Birthday Partay '07

(a.k.a. Ghostman's Hunt f/ Mini Footballer '07)

(Note: click on the picture if you have trouble reading the text.)

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Now playing: Jimmy Eat World - 23
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Amazing Clip Art CD (Manuel Creation '07)

I just bought 10,000 of the greatest clip art images ever created for only $10! That's 1,000 images per dollar! Most people wouldn't waste their money on budget clip art, but these people do not know how to unlock the CD's magical potential. (I do)
Below is my first "$10 Clip Art Mashup Masterpiece." I call it Manuel Creation.

Manuel Creation '07

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Now playing: Something Corporate - Good News
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The Mike Bates/Howard Johnson Connection

Mike Bates Looks exactly like this DonRuss baseball card of Howard Johnson (HoJo).
For your information, Mike Bates is the greatest man on the planet! If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
(I'm still blogging from San Diego, will return tomorrow!)

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Now playing: Dance Dance Revolution - dj TAKA - Colors (Midihead's Sapphire mix)
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(Note: I updated this blog on 9-1-07, with a new side-by-side comparison of Hojo and M.W.B.)

From FunTown, San Diego

The FunTown Chronicles

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From San Diego

Poison Clothes?!?

According to Financial Times.com, China may have been exporting poison clothes to New Zealand.
I could only imagine how this was discovered...


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Now playing: The Shins - Girl On the Wing
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Richard Baldwin Update

I've got an update from R.B. himself! Good news for all of you Rich-a-Holics.

It has been an exciting week in the personal and professional life of Richard Baldwin:

Richard is leading the Western Region in the “Let’s get a jump on Labor Day” Sales Contest. He is once again on track for his weekly $25 bonus and the overall prize of up to an additional $200!!!!!

He and his wife had a constructive, yet enjoyable weekend as they took several hours to clean their condo. He cleaned out their refrigerator after several months of left-over “pile up” as a result of many nights of “take out.” He then stumbled upon some old asparagus in the rear of his refrigerator which had started collecting mold, unfortunate, because it would have gone perfectly with the grilled chicken he was planning for dinner! There was also an open can of Alpo and a Tupperware dish full of plain cooked macaroni noodles.

GenericDave.com is your #1 source of all news that is Richard Baldwin.

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Now playing: Rise Against - The Good Left Undone
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Something Funny I Found

This picture was listed on My Yahoo! page.

Something about it reminds me of Mike Bates in the digital age.

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Lightning Bird?

Here is another radical grandpa hand-carved knickknack we got.
A yellow canary...

...or is it...

Lightning Bird '07 (a.k.a Lord Zeffa's Return '07)

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Now playing: Rise Against - Prayer Of The Refugee (acoustic)
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Electronic Organ

When Stacie and I picked up the hand-carved Gordon's Fisherman, we also picked up the most dudical electronic organ ever!
Here it is!

Notice how it has many switches, pedals, and a cassette deck. Did I mention one of the pedals controls the volume? Jealous? You will be once you see...

...that it has all of the most popular beats of the future. Feel like waltzing? It's now at the touch of a turquoise button.
I'll post a video later to show how awesome it sounds. Pictures cannot describe what amazing tones can be plunked out of this. An example, if you wanted to recreate the soundtrack to Megaman II, you could use this instrument to faithfully recreate it.
You wouldn't even need a pesky computer!

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Now playing: Weezer - Pink Triangle
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Gordon's Samurai Fisherman

Stacie's Granny gave us a whole bunch of awesome knick-knacks this weekend.
I would now like to share with you one of the world's greatest treasures...

Gordon's Samurai Fisherman, 2007

Burning Riot, 2007 (Forest Fire/Fisherman Remix)


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Now playing: Anti-Flag - Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.)
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A Look Back at Staples (The Robot Wars of 2005)

Here's a look back when I was working at the Staples Copy Center. They kept telling me I had to do like a million things, and so I put together a proposal that robots should work in the copy center instead of me. They didn't hire any robots, and I eventually left to intern at a newspaper.
But here are the never before published scenes from "The Robot Wars 2005!"

This one's called "Optimal Effeciency (Even Robots Occasionally Bitch)"


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Now playing: The Figgs - Village Green
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Cloud of Death Concept Art

Here is another concept I want you to wrap your head around.

It's called "Cloud of Death." The cloud's origins are unknown, it's also unknown how it acquired so many cartoon-type bombs.
This amazing concept came up during a meeting or something. I think it's pretty intense. A cloud can go anywhere, there's nowhere to hide. Especially when it can fire like four arrows at one time.

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Now playing: Youth Brigade - I Hate My Life
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Spanish Book Sample

I'm trying to figure out the best way to make this available online. In the mean time, here is a sample of the Spanish Book.
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4H Clubb Concept Art

I just dug up this year-old concept art I came up with when Stacie, Katie, Jeff and I were on the most unstoppable bowling team.
The team!

The 4H Clubb stands for the 4 Heroes Clubb.
Adult Legs-She is a 12-year old girl who has the legs of an adult woman. Her special ability is that she can run faster than most 12-year olds. Oh yeah, her feet are like canoes too. She can ski across water.
MBI 2026-is a government project from the '70s. He is addicted to government-grown drugs. His special ability is complaining about things, and being lazy.
The Hammer-He has hammers for hands and a shiny head that can deflect bullets. He has excellent smashing abilities.
Jeff the Cat-Jeff the Cat is incredibly cute. His special abilities include climbing trees, catching rodents and bugs, and eating food. His tail becomes fluffy when he senses danger.
Sr. Brain-An Apple II imbued with ancient alien AI. He can reason through the most difficult of Sudoku puzzles. He also as 14.4kb fax/modem.

Some more concept art


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Now playing: Shiny Toy Guns - You Are The One
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Ninja Babies Concept Art

Here's another comic book I'm looking to get financed (My estimated budget is about $6,000,000,000,000). It's called "Ninja Babies." It's about this guy who works at bowling alley. The guy discovers these alien baby clones. He think they're just babies, but really they're super bad ass intergalactic assassins!

Okay, super rich dudes, get those check books ready!

The Logo


Concept Art


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