JV Football Spirit!

When I saw this clip art, I had a flashback to 1996.
I made three versions to celebrate diversity!

PG Version

PG-13 Version

R Version

My advice for this guy or anyone in the same boat, "Good luck getting laid, douche bag."
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Family Fun!

I made this next one for all of my family oriented friends.

Hall and Oates is the greatest actor ever.

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G.O.S.H. Patch

Stacie wanted me to make a Ghost of Sherlock Holmes patch. She came up with the funny idea.
It's pronounced Gosh (like "golly, gosh") is Gosh (with a long O).

Try to imagine the patch being circular. Now imagine putting that patch on your backpack, or maybe a pair of stone-washed (or acid-washed) jeans. If you had a G.O.S.H. patch, you truly would be "underground."
This is probably the most highbrow I will get, so enjoy it while you can.
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A Picture and a Story

I could imagine that this police officer is saying something like this, "Hmmm...posted speed limit is twenty..."
All of the sudden a squash player comes out and clubs him.
Bonk! That's the story.
(Note: Sorry for reusing art, but I just had to use that foam bat)
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Weird Dream Again

I was on vacation at a family reunion. The zany part was that none of these people were my family members, and they were all pricks.
There were also pissed off animals, a zombie attack and a pretentious dude who chastised me for not knowing thrash/speed metal bands.
After that I went to a super cool version of Disneyland where instead of the electric light parade, giant, cute anime-inspired monsters battled. There was also this weird part where I started playing World of Warcraft again. I had to hide my WoW addiction by playing outside of the resort on my computer.

I think if you were to analyze this, you may find that I secretly care about what animals think of me. Or maybe animals really do hate me.
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Another reason...

To applaud this magical clip art CD!

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My To Do List

While searching for clip art for G.O.S.H., I stumbled upon many promising pieces.
Here is a sample:

I've compiled a "to do" list, I will be posting them throughout the day.
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G.O.S.H. Episode 2: Villainy

Enjoy the fruits of my labor!

Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) Episode 102: Villainy

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In your face ADD, you can't stop me!

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Not Doing Good Reining in My ADD

A new desktop for your personal computer!


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Quick Hit Deux

About half-way done with G.O.S.H. Ep. 2.


Man, I'm doing good reining in this ADD!
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Quick Hit

I'm not slacking!
I was looking for clip art for G.O.S.H. and I found this and modified it for my needs.

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Weird Dream

Just had a dream my friend Clint, Stacie, a few of our friends and I went on a vacation to a beach town. The weird part is that the town was combined with an all-female army band camp.
The weirdest part though is we had to transport like three really pissed off cats. One peed in my car, and the other hated Clint a lot. There was also a delicious restaurant there too. I didn't get to eat there because it closed when I was walking up to it.
Wow. I think I'm ready to work on G.O.S.H. Pt. Deaux!
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Ok, Focus! (One Last Post Before Bed)

Tomorrow I must work on the second episode of G.O.S.H.
So let's get these silly thoughts out of my head before I start:

I've renamed my cat Morris...

Hall and Oates

Thought of this hilarious cliché clip art while at dinner.

(Note: This is actual clip art from that CD! I just added the text)

Also, I can't stop thinking about that part in The Matrix, where that guy is about to program Keanu's brain with Kung Fu, he said something like, "Morpheus wanted me to start you with some protocol programs, but that's major boring shit!"

Bonus Blog!
I found a funny Windows XP shortcut. If you hold down the windows key on your keyboard and hit u, a robot will begin speaking to you.
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The Result of 1 Million Beers

Man, I am tired.
Sorry for no funny clip arts. I'm going to take a nap before I have to host karaoke.
Great news, though. I spoke with Mike Bates (MWB) and he will respect the outcome of the MWB Poll. Things are looking good for for MySpace, but things are not looking good for Bates' voyeurism.
Also, I'll be working on G.O.S.H. Ep. 2 tomorrow. It should be done this weekend.
G'night Mate!
Btw Vampirism Rules!
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One Last Post Before Bed

The Santa Clause Kids Ain't Nuthin to F**k with!

A Couple Obsessions I Can't Shake

Lately, I've been obsessed with two things I'm not normally obsessed with.
1) I can't stop listening to Fall Out Boy, or singing their songs at karaoke.
2) I wish I was a teenage vampire (Or Alex Winter from Lost Boys)

Maybe part of me wants to live forever, but at the same time bitch about being immortal with clever metaphors and similes.
If I were to start a bodacious vamp band, I think my first single would be, "My Life Sucks (Literally)"
Hmm...quite a dilemma I face, I'm unsure if I can handle it.

(Note: Here are a few things I'm normally obsessed with: Dance Dance Revolution, pizza, zombies, video games, blogging, boobs, curry chicken, karaoke)
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My Brother (He's Angry Most Times)

I did this drawing on a MagnaDoodle to commemorate my brother's anger.

(Note: The text at the bottom says "Billabong shirt")

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Very Important Delivery

Great news, I received an ID number to win $2.1 million from my good friend Pat Haines at TV Guide! The only catch is I'm not supposed to fold it.

Well...

FUCK YOU PAT HAINES!

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A Little Bit of Inspiration

Tango & Cash is the greatest movie ever made.
There is this one part where Kurt Russell slides on the ground and punches this guy in the balls. It's pure cinematic genius!
Also, there's a mini van that's decked out with turbo boosters, and chain guns; it's pretty awesome. I also love the jokes where they compare their dicks to firearms.
If I ever feel like I can't achieve my dreams, I only need to watch this movie.
For Pete's sake, they escaped from prison by sliding on an electric wire with a belt!
Anything is possible my friends, anything!
(PS I'm now watching Commando, Let off some steam!)

The Baby Insurrection

Tell your friends to join my army of babies!

Or you can play a trick on someone and set this as their desktop.

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