...I fucking hate you.
How dare you cancel the most amazing TV show ever, My Own Worst Enemy? Before the release of the show, you were like, "Oooo...it's Christian Slater. He's got a split personality. Eeehh..he's twice the Christian Slater for the price of one!"
You know, I was a little skeptical at first.
But, God dammit NBC, you hooked me!
I watched 6 hours of that amazing hair, charm and charisma just for you to cancel it.
I fucking hate you.
Now, I am going to list some reasons why you are a moron, NBC.
Young Guns II, Interview with a Vampire, Kuffs, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Broken Arrow, Hard Rain, Heathers and, again, Kuffs.
Also, Untamed Heart (for my wife).
What? A list of movies is not reasons why you're a dumb asshole? Go watch those movies and get back to me when you're done. Hopefully you can un-cancel My Own Worst Enemy before it's too late.
Douche.
(PS Let's not mention Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves. I refuse to mention Kevin Costner and Christian Slater in the same sentence. Oops! I just did)
(PPS You're also a dillhole for hyping The Office and then 20 minutes in, you're like, "Stay tuned for more Office!"
Then you pad the last six minutes of the show with car commercials and some out-of-context scene that's too shitty to make the final cut. How about I don't read Jim Halpert's blog, and you go fuck yourself.)
(PPPS Sorry for the crass language, but I'm deeply hurt.)
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