Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Sully, Remember When I Said I'd Post G.O.S.H. By Tonight?

I lied.
Anyways, I'm going on vacation until Saturday. So watch this beer video in the meantime.

Beer King

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(PS My computer's still busted, so I'm posting from my backup. Unfortunately it doesn't have the resources I need to make Gosh, or funny photoshops!)

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Now playing: Saves The Day - As Your Ghost Takes Flight
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, September 23, 2007

G.O.S.H. Postponed Until Monday or Tuesday :(

I'm having some problems with my computer, and I'm slugging along.
Sorry for the wait.
Look at this boy and fish in the meantime.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

I Love Saturdays!

G.O.S.H. Episode 104 will be out today!
Here is a little something to read while I'm grocery shopping and working on the episode.

(Click on it to make it bigger)
Ricky Cheez will be my next still-video project. After I complete this first series of G.O.S.H., I'll make this. It will be exciting and inspring.

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Now playing: NOFX - Linoleum
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Friday, September 21, 2007

Authority Zero

Good Luck in Japan and the overseas leg of the Warped Tour.

FYI, Authority Zero is a famous band from Mesa, AZ.
Chances are if you don't think you know them, you've probably have heard of them.

(PS Thanks for the Autograph, Jason!)

(PPS I also have an autograph from Authority Zero's old bass player, Jeremy. I can't seem to find it.)
(PPPS There are a few bands from the Phoenix area who have made it big, that you might not know, but do.

Jimmy Eat World
Phunk Junkiez
Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers (f.k.a. The Refreshments)
(There's probably more; I once knew a dude who knew Gilby Clarke)

(PPPPS I once heard that Infectious Grooves played at a high school talent show around here back in the early 90's. Not sure if that's true or not, but there's nothing wrong with believing!)

(My Favorite Two Authority Zero Songs)
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Now playing: Authority Zero - Revolution
Now playing: Authority Zero - No Regrets
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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Quick Name Change

Jean-Luc Du Tubbins

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Now playing: SR-71 - Right Now
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Abner, Sherlock and Half Life 2

I hope you all notice that Little Abner has inflated over 50 percent in the past 8 years. I hope you're all f'ing happy; this is your fault. Oil Futures, ethanol, corn prices, and global warming have nothing to do with this, just you!
Not to mention Mother and Father prices have increased about $1.50 to $2.00.
You're apathy will kill us all.

So anyway, I've been playing a lot of Half Life 2 and Team Fortress 2.
(By the way, TF2 is everything I dreamt it would be)
If you preorder Half Life 2: Episode 2 off of Steam (a program similar to iTunes, but for PC games), you'll get access to the beta test of TF 2 until the game officially releases Oct. 10. You also get the original Half Life 2 (if you don't already have it), Peggle Xtreme (a hilarious game like Plinko), Half Life 2: Episode 1, Half Life 2: Episode 2 and Portal (which looks to be an incredibly cool first-person puzzler). You can download Steam here.
I don't mean to gush over it, but it's a pretty awesome deal for $45.

I also just bought The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes Volume 1 at B&N for $8. I love it when awesome books are on discount. The book has a nice foreword about Conan Doyle and The Sherlock Holmes novels. It's super interesting.

I'm kind of wrapped up in these things right now, but once I get off my duff on Saturday, all of your dreams will come true.

I've got a whole bunch of sketches I'm going to scan and publish, and some fresh ideas for photoshops.

Not to mention, G.O.S.H. Detective Agency LLC will be in Alabama for Episode 4.
Remember to check out my MySpace page, it features funny music. Feel free to add me as a friend.

(PS I get sidetracked easily.)

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Now playing: Against Me! - Even At Our Worst We're Still Better Than Most (The Roller)
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Got Some Funny Stuff Coming Up

I'm working on a few funny things right now, so I should post some new material tonight.
In the meantime cruise over to my zooomr account and post some comments on your favorite photoshops.
Ok, See ya later.

(Ps I just prepurchased Half-Life Episode 2, so I'll probably be devoting some time playing the sequel to one of my all time favorite games, Team Fortress)
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Now playing: The Bouncing Souls - Letter from Iraq
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Colorado Farts

Hello fans of Generic Dave's Curry Consortium! Although I could barely sleep last night because of how excited I was to have been invited to be a blog contributor to GDCC, I had no idea what to write about! I knew it couldn't just be any trivial subject because after all I was going to be writing along side one of the greatest bloggers our generation has seen...Dave Wylie! Fortunately upon opening my eyes this morning it hit me. I would tell the world about a deadly gas that I hope Osama Bin Laden never gets a hold of...Colorado Farts. It all starts on a beautiful Colorado Saturday afternoon when the Jeff, Katie, Terence, Sarah and myself open up cans of Coors Light. Regularly this is harmless. However, we would later find out that the combination of Colorado breakfast eggs and Colorado Coors Light creates DEADLY Colorado Farts. At one point our hotel room smelled so bad that it affected baby Connor's sense of direction and he started crawling backwards. One member of this entourage that was most affected by this deleterious mixture confessed that "I could be shitting my pants right now and not even know it!" So readers beware. When in Colorado never NEVER mix eggs with Coors Light.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Doing Laundry at Jeff's

My washer and dryer are out of commission for a couple of weeks, so tonight I'm getting some essential laundry done. I miss my super upgraded computer, and I miss HL2 and Quake 4.
:(
No photoshop either!
Hmmmmm....what's this? MS Paint?!?

Cya!

(Ps. A baby (who shall remain nameless) really sucks at crawling.
Instead of going forward, he can only move backwards. According to The Official Rules of Crawling, 1971, "Crawling only counts if the baby moves forward."
There also was an amendment to this rule in 1984 that stated, "Only a baby moving forward shall be video taped."
Please don't tell the baby I told you this. It's not my intention to hurt his self esteem, but I still think you all should know the truth.
As we speak, he's unaware of these comments and is listening to "Pop Goes the Weasel" in a bouncy, chair-table-thing.)

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Super Memory Upgrade!

I just upgraded the memory in my computer to 2Gb!
That means I will be able to multitask faster when I'm making photoshops, blog posts, and e-mails at the same time!
Here is how it looks in picture form:

I'm totally going to use this new upgrade to my advantage; I'm going to play Half-Life 2 and Quake 4!
Cya!

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Now playing: The Fratellis - Baby Fratelli
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Thinking of You...

I'll be pretty busy today doing stuff and I will not blog that much. But please remember, you are always in my heart.


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Now playing: Saves The Day - Three Miles Down (Acoustic)
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Saturday, September 15, 2007

G.O.S.H. Episode 3: Villainy, Part 2

Pass this on to your peeps!
Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) Episode 103: Villainy, pt. 2

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Now playing: Saves The Day - This Is Not An Exit
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Truly Inspiring Day!

1.) A fireman saved a donkey today!
2.) I got my windshield replaced!
3.) I'm about an hour away from completing Episode 103!

I'm so proud, I could cry!

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Now playing: Saves The Day - At Your Funeral
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"Saves the Day" Day

Working on G.O.S.H. 3!
Let's see where the misadventures between the living and undead take us today!
(PS I'm only listening to Saves the Day...today!)
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Now playing: Saves The Day - The End
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Ricky Cheez

I've created a new comic book concept I think you all will be pleased with. It is inspired by a coworker of mine name Ricky.
Here's the bad guy, Georgio Baldini

Here are Ricky's sidekicks: Pammerstud the Boy Ward and Angry Crapping Security Guard (He Hates Going to the Bathroom!)
Anyone want to greenlight this project for a cool million?

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Now playing: Saves The Day - As Your Ghost Takes Flight
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Sounds Like A Great Movie

Oh, wow.
A movie where Billy Bob Thornton plays an asshole in a comedy. I can't wait to see it. I sure hope it is number one at the box office.
I'd probably love a movie with BBT and Stiffler I if it was 1999.
Yeah, I'd probably watch this movie and The Matrix over and over again.
Anyway, I think the only movies that should be released this fall and winter are: 1) Movies where Billy Bob Thornton plays an asshole in a comedy. 2) Remakes of 80's cartoons. 3) Remakes of 80's TV shows.

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Now playing: Rise Against - Behind Closed Doors
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The Troll Slayers

In the future, only kids and trolls will be alive. It will be an eternal struggle.

Don't look behind you!

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Stephanie Has A Boyfriend?!?



This is a poster I hope to be able to make one day!
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Now playing: Death Cab For Cutie - Title Track
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Find Things Faster!

Ever wish you could find a funny photshopping faster? Or maybe view all of my videos at once?
Well now you can.
In the upper right hand corner of the page, you can click on "photos" to view all of my photos and "videos" to go to my MySpace Video channel.
With all of the insanity that spews from my head, this thing is a necessity.

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Now playing: Modest Mouse - Steam Engenius
via FoxyTunes

G.O.S.H. Bonus Comic

I actually had to take a sexual harassment seminar today.
So, let's just say I had some free time to draw a comic.
(Click on the comic to zoom in)


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Now playing: Brand New - Guernica
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A Little Teacher Humor

It's science fact that teachers are alcoholics. Ok, maybe not fact, but some teachers may be drunkards.

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Now playing: The Unseen - We Are All That We Have
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Weird Dream (Again)

I had this dream I worked at another big company. At the company, I was responsible for filing paperwork for others to read. One of my coworkers started complaining that I was taking too long to file.
Turns out I wasn't the breakdown in the paperwork chain, it was this guy...

Turns out when middle management asked FCB (Frankenstein's Cowboy) where the breakdown was, he blamed me! Not only is he a douche, he has horrible fashion sense. Please don't tell him about what I said. I normally don't gossip, but I'm just a little bit upset.
Not only does he have the brute strength of the original monster, but he also wears a cowboy hat. You don't want to mess with that!

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Now playing: Hilary Duff - Wake Up
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Monday, September 10, 2007

Changes to the Blog

Hello, Generic Dave (The USA, Arizona Version) here. I've got a few updates I want to tell everyone about.

New Hours of Operation
I'm not going to be able to post new content Monday through Friday from 7 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., so you all can check the site for updates either at nighttime, or the next day.
The reason for this is because I started a new super tubluar, top secret corporate job. They're pretty strict about wasting company time and money.
If you would like to keep abreast of all GDCC news, you can add me as a friend at www.myspace.com/strawberrysunshineusmc.
I send out a weekly newsletter.

Name Change
I've changed the name of the blog from "Generic Dave's Blogtacular" to "Generic Dave's Curry Consortium." It's not really that blogtacular anyways. I like curry a lot more than the combined words of blog and spectacular.
The name is also a reference to a Kinks song.

New Contributors
A couple of friends will now be contributors to the site! They will be bringing some pretty random stuff, which will include a horticultural column and possibly some gnarly emo poetry. I'm still looking for a few more to add content while I'm at work.
If you would like to contribute, you can contact me at the MySpace above or you can dwylie86@yahoo.com.

G.O.S.H. Episodes
I'm planning on releasing G.O.S.H. episodes every Saturday. They will be presented in a serial format with lots of cliff hangers. Once a story arc is done, I will post complete episodes. The reason for this is it takes me about 8 hours to compile about 2 minutes of footage.

Is Rich Baldwin Related to the Famous Baldwins?
Good question.
No, he's not related to the Baldwins. My theory is that he is a super classified, human genome project. I believe government scientists combined all of the Baldwins' DNA together in order to create a super being with a golden voice.
Some say (actually just me) that Richard Baldwin's voice can cure cancer!

Keep checking out the site and tell your mom! I mean your friends! Tell your friends!

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Now playing: Anti-Flag - Wake Up!
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JV Football Spirit!

When I saw this clip art, I had a flashback to 1996.
I made three versions to celebrate diversity!

PG Version

PG-13 Version

R Version

My advice for this guy or anyone in the same boat, "Good luck getting laid, douche bag."
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Now playing: The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
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Family Fun!

I made this next one for all of my family oriented friends.

Hall and Oates is the greatest actor ever.

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Now playing: Duran Duran - Hungry Like the Wolf
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Sunday, September 09, 2007

G.O.S.H. Patch

Stacie wanted me to make a Ghost of Sherlock Holmes patch. She came up with the funny idea.
It's pronounced Gosh (like "golly, gosh") is Gosh (with a long O).

Try to imagine the patch being circular. Now imagine putting that patch on your backpack, or maybe a pair of stone-washed (or acid-washed) jeans. If you had a G.O.S.H. patch, you truly would be "underground."
This is probably the most highbrow I will get, so enjoy it while you can.
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Now playing: A New Found Glory - Taken Back by You
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A Picture and a Story

I could imagine that this police officer is saying something like this, "Hmmm...posted speed limit is twenty..."
All of the sudden a squash player comes out and clubs him.
Bonk! That's the story.
(Note: Sorry for reusing art, but I just had to use that foam bat)
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Now playing: NOFX - Linoleum
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Weird Dream Again

I was on vacation at a family reunion. The zany part was that none of these people were my family members, and they were all pricks.
There were also pissed off animals, a zombie attack and a pretentious dude who chastised me for not knowing thrash/speed metal bands.
After that I went to a super cool version of Disneyland where instead of the electric light parade, giant, cute anime-inspired monsters battled. There was also this weird part where I started playing World of Warcraft again. I had to hide my WoW addiction by playing outside of the resort on my computer.

I think if you were to analyze this, you may find that I secretly care about what animals think of me. Or maybe animals really do hate me.
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Now playing: Strike Anywhere - Sedition
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Another reason...

To applaud this magical clip art CD!

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Now playing: The Bouncing Souls - Better Things
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My To Do List

While searching for clip art for G.O.S.H., I stumbled upon many promising pieces.
Here is a sample:

I've compiled a "to do" list, I will be posting them throughout the day.
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Now playing: Something Corporate - If U C Jordan
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Saturday, September 08, 2007

G.O.S.H. Episode 2: Villainy

Enjoy the fruits of my labor!

Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) Episode 102: Villainy

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In your face ADD, you can't stop me!

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Now playing: Rise Against - But Tonight We Dance
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Not Doing Good Reining in My ADD

A new desktop for your personal computer!


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Now playing: Anti-Flag - This Is the End (For You My Friend)
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Quick Hit Deux

About half-way done with G.O.S.H. Ep. 2.


Man, I'm doing good reining in this ADD!
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Now playing: Shiny Toy Guns - Shaken
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Quick Hit

I'm not slacking!
I was looking for clip art for G.O.S.H. and I found this and modified it for my needs.

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Now playing: Nelly Furtado & Timbaland - Promiscuous
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Weird Dream

Just had a dream my friend Clint, Stacie, a few of our friends and I went on a vacation to a beach town. The weird part is that the town was combined with an all-female army band camp.
The weirdest part though is we had to transport like three really pissed off cats. One peed in my car, and the other hated Clint a lot. There was also a delicious restaurant there too. I didn't get to eat there because it closed when I was walking up to it.
Wow. I think I'm ready to work on G.O.S.H. Pt. Deaux!
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Now playing: Thursday - The Lovesong Writer
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Ok, Focus! (One Last Post Before Bed)

Tomorrow I must work on the second episode of G.O.S.H.
So let's get these silly thoughts out of my head before I start:

I've renamed my cat Morris...

Hall and Oates

Thought of this hilarious cliché clip art while at dinner.


(Note: This is actual clip art from that CD! I just added the text)

Also, I can't stop thinking about that part in The Matrix, where that guy is about to program Keanu's brain with Kung Fu, he said something like, "Morpheus wanted me to start you with some protocol programs, but that's major boring shit!"

Bonus Blog!
I found a funny Windows XP shortcut. If you hold down the windows key on your keyboard and hit u, a robot will begin speaking to you.
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Now playing: Saves the Day - Freakish
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Friday, September 07, 2007

The Result of 1 Million Beers

Man, I am tired.
Sorry for no funny clip arts. I'm going to take a nap before I have to host karaoke.
Great news, though. I spoke with Mike Bates (MWB) and he will respect the outcome of the MWB Poll. Things are looking good for for MySpace, but things are not looking good for Bates' voyeurism.
Also, I'll be working on G.O.S.H. Ep. 2 tomorrow. It should be done this weekend.
G'night Mate!
Btw Vampirism Rules!
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Now playing: A New Found Glory - It's Not Your Fault
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

One Last Post Before Bed

The Santa Clause Kids Ain't Nuthin to F**k with!

A Couple Obsessions I Can't Shake

Lately, I've been obsessed with two things I'm not normally obsessed with.
1) I can't stop listening to Fall Out Boy, or singing their songs at karaoke.
2) I wish I was a teenage vampire (Or Alex Winter from Lost Boys)

Maybe part of me wants to live forever, but at the same time bitch about being immortal with clever metaphors and similes.
If I were to start a bodacious vamp band, I think my first single would be, "My Life Sucks (Literally)"
Hmm...quite a dilemma I face, I'm unsure if I can handle it.

(Note: Here are a few things I'm normally obsessed with: Dance Dance Revolution, pizza, zombies, video games, blogging, boobs, curry chicken, karaoke)
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Now playing: NOFX - Decom-poseur
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My Brother (He's Angry Most Times)

I did this drawing on a MagnaDoodle to commemorate my brother's anger.

(Note: The text at the bottom says "Billabong shirt")

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Now playing: Youth Brigade - Breakdown
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Very Important Delivery

Great news, I received an ID number to win $2.1 million from my good friend Pat Haines at TV Guide! The only catch is I'm not supposed to fold it.




Well...
FUCK YOU PAT HAINES!

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Monday, September 03, 2007

A Little Bit of Inspiration

Tango & Cash is the greatest movie ever made.
There is this one part where Kurt Russell slides on the ground and punches this guy in the balls. It's pure cinematic genius!
Also, there's a mini van that's decked out with turbo boosters, and chain guns; it's pretty awesome. I also love the jokes where they compare their dicks to firearms.
If I ever feel like I can't achieve my dreams, I only need to watch this movie.
For Pete's sake, they escaped from prison by sliding on an electric wire with a belt!
Anything is possible my friends, anything!
(PS I'm now watching Commando, Let off some steam!)

The Baby Insurrection

Tell your friends to join my army of babies!
Or you can play a trick on someone and set this as their desktop.
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Now playing: Against Me! - Pretty Girls (The Mover)
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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Finally! The First Episode of G.O.S.H.

Here it is everyone. Tthe first episode of the crime drama that will make CSI look stupid.
I made it with that clip art CD I bought, windows movie maker and a DDR Music Sampler from a Burger King Kidz meal.
Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) Ep. 101: Prologue

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Enjoy!


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Now playing: Fall Out Boy - The Take Over, The Break's Over
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Can't Sleep, Too Much Clip Art

I'm really trying to find some clip art so I can work on some Ghost of Sherlock Holmes (G.O.S.H.) comics, but I keep stumbling across some of the most amazing pictures. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, I'm listening to a Dance Dance Revolution Music Sampler CD my niece got from a Burger King Kidz Meal.
Fueled by techno and insomnia, here are my latest creations...

Couple With Baby Stroller
(a.k.a. You Wanna Push the F***ing Stroller?)

This Guy's Bad Ass
(a.k.a. Rock 'N Roll Squash School Forever)

Jamie Lee Curtis Look-A-Like From True Lies Getting Hit With A Racquet
(a.k.a No, I Don't Think You Can Dance)

RoboCop 1933
(a.k.a. The Future of Law Enforcement, From the Past)

Wow, I successfully did not find anything for G.O.S.H., but at least I'm sleepy enough to go to bed.
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Now playing: The Matches - Scratched Out
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Saturday, September 01, 2007

Secret Spy Baby Movie

I want to flex my movie making skills with the $10 clip art CD. I think you all will find this movie almost as, if not more, engrossing than the Bourne Trilogy combined.
Secret Spy Baby

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Now playing: Reel Big Fish - Beer
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Stickers

Check out this new sticker I made. If you have sticker paper, you can print out this picture and stick it to things. I plan on sticking up in every bathroom I see.

Flaming Cat '07
(a.k.a. Burn, Phoenix, Burn)

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Now playing: Rise Against - The Approaching Curve
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The Haunted Birthday Partay '07

This one is a stretch, but I think it's pretty good. These clip art people all face a weird way. My favorite so far is Mini-Football Player.

The Haunted Birthday Partay '07
(a.k.a. Ghostman's Hunt f/ Mini Footballer '07)

(Note: click on the picture if you have trouble reading the text.)
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Now playing: Jimmy Eat World - 23
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Amazing Clip Art CD (Manuel Creation '07)

I just bought 10,000 of the greatest clip art images ever created for only $10! That's 1,000 images per dollar! Most people wouldn't waste their money on budget clip art, but these people do not know how to unlock the CD's magical potential. (I do)
Below is my first "$10 Clip Art Mashup Masterpiece." I call it Manuel Creation.

Manuel Creation '07

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Now playing: Something Corporate - Good News
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Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Mike Bates/Howard Johnson Connection

Mike Bates Looks exactly like this DonRuss baseball card of Howard Johnson (HoJo).
For your information, Mike Bates is the greatest man on the planet! If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
(I'm still blogging from San Diego, will return tomorrow!)

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Now playing: Dance Dance Revolution - dj TAKA - Colors (Midihead's Sapphire mix)
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(Note: I updated this blog on 9-1-07, with a new side-by-side comparison of Hojo and M.W.B.)

Monday, August 20, 2007

Richard Baldwin Update


I've got an update from R.B. himself! Good news for all of you Rich-a-Holics.

It has been an exciting week in the personal and professional life of Richard Baldwin:

Richard is leading the Western Region in the “Let’s get a jump on Labor Day” Sales Contest. He is once again on track for his weekly $25 bonus and the overall prize of up to an additional $200!!!!!

He and his wife had a constructive, yet enjoyable weekend as they took several hours to clean their condo. He cleaned out their refrigerator after several months of left-over “pile up” as a result of many nights of “take out.” He then stumbled upon some old asparagus in the rear of his refrigerator which had started collecting mold, unfortunate, because it would have gone perfectly with the grilled chicken he was planning for dinner! There was also an open can of Alpo and a Tupperware dish full of plain cooked macaroni noodles.

GenericDave.com is your #1 source of all news that is Richard Baldwin.

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Now playing: Rise Against - The Good Left Undone
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Something Funny I Found

This picture was listed on My Yahoo! page.
Something about it reminds me of Mike Bates in the digital age.
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Now playing: Stavely Makepeace - Slippery Rock 70's
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Lightning Bird?

Here is another radical grandpa hand-carved knickknack we got.
A yellow canary...
...or is it...

Lightning Bird '07 (a.k.a Lord Zeffa's Return '07)

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Now playing: Rise Against - Prayer Of The Refugee (acoustic)
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Electronic Organ

When Stacie and I picked up the hand-carved Gordon's Fisherman, we also picked up the most dudical electronic organ ever!
Here it is!

Notice how it has many switches, pedals, and a cassette deck. Did I mention one of the pedals controls the volume? Jealous? You will be once you see...

...that it has all of the most popular beats of the future. Feel like waltzing? It's now at the touch of a turquoise button.
I'll post a video later to show how awesome it sounds. Pictures cannot describe what amazing tones can be plunked out of this. An example, if you wanted to recreate the soundtrack to Megaman II, you could use this instrument to faithfully recreate it.
You wouldn't even need a pesky computer!

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Now playing: Weezer - Pink Triangle
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