Cat Week! (Brought to You by Spicy Shrimp Roll)

http://blogspot.genericdave.com is proud to present:

This year's Cat Week is sponsored by a Spicy Shrimp Roll I just ate.
You may ask, What is the goal of Cat Week?
The goal is to humor myself with ridiculous videos and pictures of cats.
It is a daunting task, but we can make it happen!
Remember, I can't spell S_CCESS, without U!

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Now playing: Daphne Loves Derby - Sun
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Traffic School Highlights

I went to traffic school yesterday. It was probably one of the greatest days of my life.
There's nothing I like to do more then hear teenagers, idiots and traffic school teachers debate Arizona traffic statutes.
Actually, do you know what's even better than that?
Idiots and teenagers asking traffic school teachers questions about how traffic laws apply in hypothetical, near impossible, situations!
My favorite crazy scenario of the day occurred about half-hour during the discussion of DUI laws. Here's how it went:
Some lady asked, "Say you're driving drunk and you realize your too drunk to drive so you pull over to sleep. Can you get arrested for DUI?" This of course was followed by how this is just hypothetical, and the lady said she never drives drunk.
Teacher said, "Yes." Followed by a long-winded explanation of something I wasn't paying attention to.
The lady then said something about putting her keys in the glove box.
The teacher then said something about something.
The lady said something.
Then the teacher said if you lock your keys in the trunk, than you can sleep in your car wasted and not get arrested.
I'm sure I will use this bit of knowledge about 7,032 times in my life.
There were some other ridiculous hypothetical scenarios thrown out there too, but I already replaced those memories with some thoughts about Jackie Chan's movie, First Strike.

Not all is for naught. I have made some hilarious art from that day. Here you go!

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Now playing: Finch - Untitled
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My Angry Brother (Holding Baby)

I have created a new MagnaDoodle masterpiece of my brother Sean holding his baby daughter.

My Angry Brother (Holding Baby), MagnaDoodle, 2008

This wonderful art is a follow up to lasts year's smash hit, My Brother (He's Angry Most Times)


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Now playing: Saves The Day - Delusional
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Curried Carrots?!?!

When I want high-priced mediocre food, I usually go to my company's cafeteria. The funny thing about the cafeteria, is it has these little advertisements on the tables for some spectacular looking food.
It says something like, "It's your body, your choice! Eat healthy and wear a swimsuit this summer!"
Than it shows pictures of some awesome food like, herb-encrusted shark fin sandwich, spinach and mango tartlet or baby string bean and veal combo.
Just when I get excited to wear a swimsuit and eat awesome food, there's a little disclaimer at the bottom that says "Listed meals may not be available at all locations."
FYI: those awesome meals are never available at my location :(
The only thing that I got to eat was this...

Curry Carrot Soup
(It wasn't really that good...)

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Now playing: Alkaline Trio - Queen Of Pain
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What Would Otmar! Do? (WWO!D)

Dear Friends,
I'm writing to tell you about how wonderful your life can be when you let Otmar! into your heart.
You see, he is a fluffy white dog with an indomitable spirit.
Nothing (I mean nothing) can keep Otmar! down.
Having a shitty day at work? What would Otmar! do?
Well, if he was thirsty, he'd probably drink some water out of a bowl.
If you threw a ball, he'd probably chase after it...uh...he probably wouldn't bring it back to you, but that's what Otmar! would do anyway.
Relationship trouble? What would Otmar! do?
Otmar! would probably bark at the neighborhood cat that's perched on the wall for like 15 minutes.

Also, if Otmar! hadn't blogged in awhile, he'd probably return with an irreverent post about a dog named Otmar!

Welcome back readers! (If you're still there!)

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Now playing: A New Found Glory - Boulders
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