Because I Enjoyed Spiderman 3?!?!?

Most often my Netflix gets me. Every once in awhile, I get one of these. You would think after me rating 100s of obscure, and mainstream movies, Netflix would have found a better movie to connect to than Spiderman 3.
I mean, it's always right when it suggests a Steven Segal or Jean Claude Van Damme movie. How could it be so wrong this time?!?!?
I demand answers...wait. Maybe Netflix doesn't want me to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
In that case, Netflix, you always know what's right for me!
Bonus Story on Kevin James!
A couple of days ago I was having a converation about not wanting to see this movie.
A friend of mine said it could be good because, "Kevin James saved the movie Hitch." First, Hitch is a horrible movie. Second, that's the stupidest reason I've heard of to watch a movie.
~ The End ~

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Bargain Shopping

Here's a little known fact about me: I am an excellent bargain shopper. I think it's hereditary, because my mother seems to have the same magical ability.
Please let me elicit more on this topic that SO desperately needs to be expanded upon.
A beginner bargain hound is able to find obvious buys. For example, sales usually listed in the ad of a newspaper.
A typical Journeyman Bargain Hound can easily find awesome movies in the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
An Expert Bargain Hound (simply referred to as THE Bargain Hound) can find amazing deals on shoes, clothes, movies and other necessities.
Now, let me tell you about the amazing deal I found today...

Your eyes doth don't deceive you! That is Stool Softener for only 80 cents!
A deal of this magnitude elevates me to the Platinum Level of Bargain Hounding!!!
To commemorate this achievement, I doth bestow this award onto me.

Ultimate Bargain Hound!

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If You Seek Amy...

Oh my God! Did you know that the title of Brittney Spears' new single spells out F.U.C.K. me!
I actually don't give a crap, but more importantly, I'm calling dibs on the intellectual property rights to the song called "Spell I-CUP."
I also call dibs and the followup smash hit called, "Hold Your Tongue and Say Apple."
She's so clever!

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Jeff and David's Most Exciting Triumphant Laughlin Adventure (2009)

I just spent the weekend in Laughlin with some friends. I don't remember much because I was partying like I was in Vegas.

From what I remember the adventure I had with my friend Jeff was like Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, only it happened in Laughlin, didn't involve hardcore drug use, destruction of property, mayhem or anything else Hunter S. Thompson experienced in his trip to Vegas.

Here's what I can piece together from my blurry memory and some pictures I took with my cell phone.

It started when we saw this picture of Heidi Constack and her $1,000 grand prize. I think it may have inspired me and Jeff to become winners.











We then went and drank the worst tasting 99 cent margarita.













We then decided we were going to ride the train the circles the hotel. We didn't know where the train station was, so, we just walked on the railroad tracks.












We got bored and then walked up some stairs. We then accidentally discovered the train station. Unfortunately, the train wasn't running at 11 pm.













We then posed by a painting.











And we concluded the adventure by walking down some stairs.











Pretty amazing, huh?
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