A True Story of Friendship!

So I was reading yahoo news today, and I saw a true story of friendship. A rat snake and a hamster have been friends since October, living in a cardboard box cage in a Tokyo zoo.
The hamster was originally fed to the snake (who is a finicky eater) when it refused to eat frozen mice.

Re-enactment:
Zoo Keeper: Come on snake! Eat your food! You want to grow up like your daddy and be strong, right?
Rat Snake: uh..uh (nods head "no")
Zoo Keeper: Would you let the airplane land in the hangar? Vrrrooom!
(Zoo Keeper makes airplane motions with the frozen mice-cicle)
Rat Snake: uh..uh (nods head "no")
Zoo Keeper: Would you like something fresh?
Rat Snake Uh..HUH! (Shakes head yes)
(The zoo keeper then feeds the hamster to the snake, the snake falls in love with hamster)
Rat Snake: (to hamster) My mind...is telling me no! But my body, my body is telllling me yess!!!
(Hamster eats a sunflower seed)
Fin

Do you know what this means!?! Rats love to eat hamsters, hamsters don't like snakes because they eat rodents. These two individual animals have totally crossed the species barrier, paving way for future relations.
Pretty soon, snake riding hamsters will take over the world!
But on a soft note...nothing is more cute when a hamster sleeps on a snake.

Breaking News!

I just had band practice, and the drummer of my band told be some breaking news.
He created a song, Jimi, for a music class, which his group IDentity Crisis (http://www.myspace.com/sumatymeandctx) performs. He samples Jimi Hendrix and he raps over it. The song sounds great, but I guess from what he told me, the peeps in his class said that he edited his voice by speeding it up to match the song. He didn't cheat, I'll re-enact the story.
At some community college in Glendale...
Teacher: James your song.
(James plays song for class.)
Hater 1: You can't rap that fast.
James: Yes I can.
Hater 2: No you can't.
James: Yes I can.
Hater 1 & 2: PROVE IT!
(James proceeds to rap through the song, incinerating all who shall hate!)
Micro Machines Guy: holymackeral,icantevenspeakthatfast.collectall152!
(Denoument)
James made history that day, rapping faster than the Micro Machine Guy. Later he went on to the fastest rap competition, and won gold prize.
THE END!

All Creepiness Aside...

Ok, I think I'm ready to post. My first topic - "Beer Truck Delivering Beer to Construction Site."
Today, from the 8th floor of a skyscraper, I saw a Miller Lite Truck parked at this construction site. I took a look at it, and screamed at the little dudes working down there,
"You can't drink on the job."
"Yes we can," they said.
"No you can't," I retorted.
Then a girl walked by wearing a mini-skirt, and like typical construction dudes, they started cat-calling her. That was the end of the conversation.
To this day the mystery of the Miller Lite Truck is still unsolved, but late at night, somewhere in downtown Phoenix, you can hear the sound of a truck, delivering beer to construction dudes.

Does anyone read this?

Umm...let me think...everyone in the world has a blog. The only reason I can think of having one, is that everyone I know has one. The reasons to not have a blog - too many to count. But screw it, here it is. I don't know, there's something creepy about a blog, like if something would happen to you, and then people would read it, and be like, "That dude was weird."
Anyway, maybe like three people will read this.
Baby Niece (i before e except after c) countdown: 1 day!