If You Seek Amy...

Oh my God! Did you know that the title of Brittney Spears' new single spells out F.U.C.K. me!
I actually don't give a crap, but more importantly, I'm calling dibs on the intellectual property rights to the song called "Spell I-CUP."
I also call dibs and the followup smash hit called, "Hold Your Tongue and Say Apple."
She's so clever!

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Jeff and David's Most Exciting Triumphant Laughlin Adventure (2009)

I just spent the weekend in Laughlin with some friends. I don't remember much because I was partying like I was in Vegas.

From what I remember the adventure I had with my friend Jeff was like Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, only it happened in Laughlin, didn't involve hardcore drug use, destruction of property, mayhem or anything else Hunter S. Thompson experienced in his trip to Vegas.

Here's what I can piece together from my blurry memory and some pictures I took with my cell phone.

It started when we saw this picture of Heidi Constack and her $1,000 grand prize. I think it may have inspired me and Jeff to become winners.











We then went and drank the worst tasting 99 cent margarita.













We then decided we were going to ride the train the circles the hotel. We didn't know where the train station was, so, we just walked on the railroad tracks.












We got bored and then walked up some stairs. We then accidentally discovered the train station. Unfortunately, the train wasn't running at 11 pm.













We then posed by a painting.











And we concluded the adventure by walking down some stairs.











Pretty amazing, huh?
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