Taking it to the Next Level! (?)

I think my drawing skills have leveled up from 3 to 4 (out of 20). Need proof? (see Below)

Drawn with an ink drip pen, batch.

Can't Make a Hoe a Housewife?

So I have this buddy who married a complete hoe. She's totally and ancient and versatile agricultural tool used to move small amounts of soil. All of his friends could see it, but he couldn't for some reason.

I personally told him marrying her was a horrible idea. I was like, "Dude, you're going to be customer servicing your ass off all day, and then come home to a complete mess and no dinner."

He told me to piss off, and then he quoted some song by Tonic. He stopped being my friend when I reminded him about our "Bros Before Hoes" pledge.

He then kicked me in the groin.

I ran into his mom at the gas station and she told me some shit he's dealing with...

I don't feel sorry for him...

Barry Gordy Presents: Robo Rock-Barge

I came up with this idea awhile ago after I watched Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon. The train of thought  this idea went down to arrive at this destination makes about as much sense as the concept itself.

Barry Gordy's Presents Robo Rock-Barge
Rockwell and Debarge move in to a Detroit apartment together. They come up with a brilliant idea to cleanup Detroit and create a new stream of revenue Motown Records; a recycling center.

They then enlist Barry Gordy's top robot scientists to create the perfect recycling machine!

The Robo Rock-Barge MK1!

For reference, pictures of Rockwell and Debarge.

Other Ideas

I have a lot of strange ideas that are not ducks. Maybe one of these silly ideas will take the internet by storm. For example, take this amazing idea called, Adventures on Cat Island.

A shipwrecked sailor from World War II is sucked into The Bermuda Triangle and then transported to an island 1 billion years into the future! The future Earth is like Jurassic Park, but all of the dinosaurs and fauna are tiny. Future Earth is ruled by hyper-intelligent house cats.

The sailor embarks on many hilarious adventures, such as, finding the golden saucer, or teaming up with a group of feline break dancers to save the cat community center.

I'm not sure if this idea has any legs or not...

Ahoy? Mateys?

So...'Sup

So, what's going on?
Nothing? Cool.

Anyway, I'm kind of drawing ducks now. Make sure you check out on the right side of the page for links to all of the random shit I'm doing nowadays.

I'll blog every once in a while on this page when I have something to say, draw, or do that isn't duck related.

Anyway, see ya later!
David