There's nothing I like to do more then hear teenagers, idiots and traffic school teachers debate Arizona traffic statutes.
Actually, do you know what's even better than that?
Idiots and teenagers asking traffic school teachers questions about how traffic laws apply in hypothetical, near impossible, situations!
My favorite crazy scenario of the day occurred about half-hour during the discussion of DUI laws. Here's how it went:
Some lady asked, "Say you're driving drunk and you realize your too drunk to drive so you pull over to sleep. Can you get arrested for DUI?" This of course was followed by how this is just hypothetical, and the lady said she never drives drunk.
Teacher said, "Yes." Followed by a long-winded explanation of something I wasn't paying attention to.
The lady then said something about putting her keys in the glove box.
The teacher then said something about something.
The lady said something.
Then the teacher said if you lock your keys in the trunk, than you can sleep in your car wasted and not get arrested.
I'm sure I will use this bit of knowledge about 7,032 times in my life.
There were some other ridiculous hypothetical scenarios thrown out there too, but I already replaced those memories with some thoughts about Jackie Chan's movie, First Strike.
Not all is for naught. I have made some hilarious art from that day. Here you go!
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