Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Bargain Shopping

Here's a little known fact about me: I am an excellent bargain shopper. I think it's hereditary, because my mother seems to have the same magical ability.
Please let me elicit more on this topic that SO desperately needs to be expanded upon.
A beginner bargain hound is able to find obvious buys. For example, sales usually listed in the ad of a newspaper.
A typical Journeyman Bargain Hound can easily find awesome movies in the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
An Expert Bargain Hound (simply referred to as THE Bargain Hound) can find amazing deals on shoes, clothes, movies and other necessities.
Now, let me tell you about the amazing deal I found today...

Your eyes doth don't deceive you! That is Stool Softener for only 80 cents!
A deal of this magnitude elevates me to the Platinum Level of Bargain Hounding!!!
To commemorate this achievement, I doth bestow this award onto me.

Ultimate Bargain Hound!
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4 comments:

Big Bro said...

I think you should start putting the following disclaimer into your posts:

"Some of these, I do just for me."

David Wylie said...

What do you mean, "Some of these"? They're all for me! (and you and mom)

Anonymous said...

David, You have a long way to go to beat me at bargain hunting. I just got a brand new George Foreman grill at Goodwill for a little less than $10. I think that elevates me past platinum.
Was the last post from Paul or Sean?

Love you,
Mom

Smart Money Management said...

Good for you! I can tell that you have learned a lot about smart money management.