All bears are born from Momma Bears, and then they all go to Bear School.
Most bears complete school and grow up to contribute to bear society by being Honey Engineers or Salmon Analysts.
On the other hand, there are bears that just kick ass and take what they want. These bears crave Ultimate Bear Baller status and have to compete with each other for alpha status.
When bears vie for alpha dominance, they rep their stacks and their stables.
The bear with the most salmon, bear bitches, and gallons of honey is crowned Alpha Bear!
"All bears are born, Alpha Bears are forged in the streets."
-Charles Darwin
-Charles Darwin
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