Thursday, August 02, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse: Survival of the Fattest?

I was thinking about the technicalities of a zombie apocalypse today.

So, do we really have much to fear if it actually happens? I mean, won't the frail and the morbidly obese be the first to be transformed? Wouldn't that mean anyone more fit than the fat and frail could escape zombie hoards at a brisk walking pace? It's not like undeath will make these mofos any faster...

Whoa! Just thought of a scary twist...
We're Screwed!


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